EscapeEarth2012™ sells novelty gifts and related merchandise (collectively, “Merchandise”). Your purchase of EscapeEarth2012™ Merchandise, whether purchased by mail, over the internet, by telephone, in person or by fax, legally binds you and your heirs, assigns, transferees, and personal representatives as follows:

When you purchase and order Merchandise from EscapeEarth2012™, you agree that you are of legal age to purchase the Merchandise ordered. By offering Merchandise for sale, EscapeEarth2012™ does not represent or warrant that purchaser may legally purchase, own or possess the Merchandise ordered.

When you purchase Merchandise from EscapeEarth2012™, you agree to assume all risks related to and/or arising from your ownership, use and/or possession of the Merchandise and agree to indemnify and hold EscapeEarth2012™ harmless from any and all claims brought by any person or entity against EscapeEarth2012™ related to and/or arising from your ownership and/or use or possession of the Merchandise. EscapeEarth2012 and its webmasters will not be held liable for damages caused by the viewing our site or purchasing our merchandise.

EscapeEarth2012™ does its best to accurately represent Merchandise, through photos, price and description. EscapeEarth2012™ does not warrant the accuracy or timeliness of the materials and information on this site and has no liability for any errors or omissions. We are aware that we may make mistakes sometimes. If you feel we have made a mistake, please Contact Us immediately and we will work with you on resolving the problem.

We at EscapeEarth2012™ will not be held responsible for any acts of violence, self harm or harm to others that somebody or some peoples might resort to as a result of our product. This site was made to be a funny gag gift and should not be taken seriously. We cannot guarantee anyone’s survival from an apocalyptic event nor do we provide space travel to a new planet. This is a story we created to go along with our product. However, we will happily honor our money back guarantee if you purchase a ticket and do not safely make it to a new planet in the event of a 2012 apocalypse. Please know that we really do send you travel packages as described and pictured for the purpose of a gag gift.

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